Monday, April 02, 2007

If an Alien Dropped Down, Right Here, Right Now....

I have just had the displeasure / pleasure (please delete as necessary) to have spent a little time in Barcelona witnessing the English football teams victory over Andorra.

According to Wikipedia Andorra is a co-principality with the President of France and the Bishop of Urgell, Spain as co-princes.

According to the majority of the traveling supporter base of the England team, Andorran's are either taxi drivers, estate agents or butchers with the odd police man thrown in for good measure.

So where does the alien in the title come in? Well, the alien that dropped into the Estadi Olimpic on Wednesday night would have probably thought;

  1. The human population is 98% male
  2. The human population is 98% hairless
  3. The human population is unable to construct sentences coherently
  4. The human population are masochists.

For the love of God, lets hope the aliens go to a Brazil game instead...!

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